"I'm a cheeseburger, but I'm not quite sure who I am. Yes, I may be part cow, part bread, part cheese, but there's something more...I..I can feel...and think... I have so many questions.... like where did I come from? or better yet, who created me? Is my entire purpose to be a human's taste pleasure? I sit alone, in this abandoned bistro gazing upon the rotting carcasses of my brothers and sisters long ago eaten. As I contemplate my purpose...my existence, I feel...hungry.."