This raw, expressive painting features a large, distorted head-like form dominating the upper portion of the canvas. The figure is rendered in aggressive brushstrokes with a vibrant palette of blues, blacks, and whites, with striking red accents. A gaping mouth filled with stark white teeth creates a grimacing expression, while asymmetrical eyes in different sizes add to the unsettling quality. The head sits atop a simplified stick-like body rendered in thin black lines with touches of blue. The background is predominantly white with scattered marks, scribbles, and patches of yellow-orange in the corners. The composition has a spontaneous, unrefined quality, with paint drips and gestural marks throughout, living up to its self-deprecating title through its intentionally crude execution.