This expressive painting features a raw, graffiti-like portrait rendered in a loose, energetic style. The central figure is depicted with large circular eyes, a small pink nose, and a wide, grimacing mouth, outlined in vibrant orange against a cream-colored background. The composition includes dripping paint and spontaneous brushstrokes in a palette of orange, blue, black, pink, and turquoise. Angular geometric shapes in reddish-brown frame the corners of the piece, creating a loose border effect. The painting's deliberately unpolished aesthetic, with its visible drips and rough edges, aligns with its self-deprecating title, though the technical skill evident in the balanced composition suggests otherwise.