This vibrant mixed-media piece features an abstract face-like composition dominated by bold oranges, pinks, and turquoise blues. The work has a raw, graffiti-inspired quality with gestural brushstrokes, drips, and scrawled marks. The central figure appears constructed from geometric shapes and curved lines, with distinctive features including a curved symbol resembling a dollar sign and an emphasized eye rendered in black and yellow. The bottom half of the canvas shows deliberate paint drips in turquoise and white, creating a sense of downward movement. Various text elements and scratchy marks are scattered throughout, adding layers of visual texture. The composition balances chaos and structure, with the more defined elements in the upper portion dissolving into looser, more fluid marks below. Despite the title's self-deprecating tone, the work displays confident mark-making and a sophisticated use of color relationships.